Asuna by ~Psyguy on deviantART

ALRIGHT FOLKS.

I'm leaving for Phoenix Arizona for Thanksgiving. I'll be back in town Friday.

I'll be sure to spam twitter every seven seconds.

WOOSH.

I had some cereal today.

Today? Probably a 10/10. Good day at work. Great day at work.

We're hiring 30 people. 30 Freelance writers to help us with blogs and churn out content. Really it's the easiest job in the world. You go out, find a topic about some car shipping or whatever - slap it together - bizam. We're paying $10 every blog, minimum of 250 words. So if you pump out 30 = $300.

I recently poked Tara - haven't heard from her in awhile. Not to spill her personal shit all over my LJ but long-story short = she likes money. Then it hit me. I'm the one in charge of this operation. I'm the one hiring people. They don't need to be english majors - just people willing to do the work and do good work. I know plenty of people who could benefit from this!

I hit up Tara, Trunks, Niro, and even Johnny. I know I've got Trunks on board - and I'm pretty sure Tara's there too. Not sure about Niro or Johnny-

But - the fact I'm able to help people out money-wise really puts a smile on my face. It's not a full-time job - but it's better than nothing. I really feel privileged to have a job where I'm managing these many people and a couple of my friends who need help. I felt like I had the power to raise mountains - really free. I couldn't be happier.

So yeah. Woot.

Wow do I like Champions online.

I tried it out. Thought it was okay. Didn't think much of it. Kept wanting to play it more and more. Wow was seeming like sure a chore. Did I make a rhyme? Whatever.

I played around with basically all the powers / travel powers. And I finally found the most OP combination. Psychic and Teleportation. Psychic just dominates - combine that with teleportation - you can just POOF out of bad situation - unlike everything else where you gotta fly away - or run away - or whatever.

Teleportation POOF I'm ontop of a tree bitches. What cha gon' do now!

So yeah.

Nice to talk about games and not health crap. :P

Oh.

Rouge IS in Mario and Sonic.



WELL OKAY THEN.

Alright let's go in order here.

So I had my procedure. Not eating for 30 hours- I don't recommend it. That was a really weird experience for me and I'm glad it's over. I remember being on the bed, wheeled into the place, then put under - except it didn't have a 100% effect on me? I guess I went out for the camera down the throat but I woke up in the middle of the other one. I didn't have my glasses on so everything was a blur. Literally.

RESULTS: Removed some polyps. There's a knot in my stomach he's going to take a look at. I don't know what classifies as a "knot" but- whatever.

I had some god awful - I guess spazams? Last night- It was like I was shivering because I was so cold but- I mean these were like those seizures on TV. Except I was completely lucid. I had to take a screaming hot bath just to stop them. So I went to bad with the AC off, the fan off, and two heavy blankets. Couple hours later and I was burning up. Guess the shivers went away. I woke up this morning and everything was fine.

So, I think I'm back to normal.

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And then my distant uncle calls and tells me my Grandfather died. On my biological fathers side. William Borah. I don't know my biological father but Grandpa Borah was an incredibly kind man and I was very close with him. He was very old, sick, and in a lot of pain - so I'm not crying because I know he's finally not in pain anymore and in a better place. I'm going to miss him walking this earth, and I feel for my grandma, who I called this morning - poor lady. She was in tears.

But, I dunno, 80 something is a damn good run. So, I mean, it's a shock to find out he's passed away - but I'm not sad because- that poor man was in so much pain.

RIP Grandpa Borah.

Saw the butt doctor today. For my butt.

Not that I like spewing my personal life all over the internet but what do I care.

So I'm pooping blood.

Yeah that's awesome.

Went and saw a doctor. Told me to go to another doctor. That doctor set up a procedure to be done that will KO me on Friday. I will be out of commission like holy balls. They're shoving a camera up my ass! Oh, out of all the things it could be, we've got tears, rips, rashes, polyps, and CANCER.

CANCER? OH BOY! MY FAVORITE!

Shit's getting expensive.
Saw two doctors to basically say hello. $60. Paid $400 for the procedure. Meds cost me $80. I had already spent so much on medical stuff I was like - what the hell. Hi Brutal Legend and Uncharted 2. You come home with me now.

I just got a message saying i needed to pay $800 bucks when I get there and I swear to god if that's not a mix up I'm going to rip someone's head off.

So yeah. If I die my mac goes to Dave and my PC goes to Johnny. All the web shit goes to Dave. Daveball20xl!

Oh yeah. Thursday I can't eat anything all day. Anything! And I get to drink something at around 6 that's going to make me shit a ton. A TON! I say the last two words of my sentence! MY SENTENCE! So there will be a lot of toilet tweets that day. You can set your watch to it!

9:14:45 PM lolistolemybike (Shannon): THIS FRIDAY
9:14:46 PM lolistolemybike (Shannon): WE JOURNEY
9:14:47 PM lolistolemybike (Shannon): TO THE CENTER
9:14:49 PM lolistolemybike (Shannon): /DRAMATIC MUSIC
9:14:51 PM lolistolemybike (Shannon): OF PSY'S ASS
9:15:48 PM badgrigri (Psyguy): ...awwwww fuck
9:15:53 PM badgrigri (Psyguy): I've set up this joke
9:15:57 PM badgrigri (Psyguy): 5 years in the making

Feelin' fine. Everything is okee-dokee.

2:24:53 PM Psyguy: Shannon
2:24:56 PM Psyguy: give me some phat beats
2:25:13 PM Shannon: oontz oontz oontz oontz
2:25:27 PM Psyguy: *puts on shades* Lemon iced tea. Lemon iced tea. Lemon iced tea. *does the running man*
2:25:32 PM Shannon: HAHAHHA
2:25:37 PM Psyguy: hey did I say stop
2:25:51 PM Shannon: ...oontz oontz oontz oontz
2:25:58 PM Psyguy: Lemon iced tea. Lemon iced tea. Lemon iced tea. Lemon iced tea. *does the hammer dance* break it down
2:26:29 PM Shannon: oontz oontz oontz oontz
2:26:48 PM Psyguy: Yo. Check it. One day I was in in a shop when I saw it. A big ol bag of WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
2:27:01 PM Shannon: oontz oontz oontz oontz
2:27:14 PM Psyguy: *running man* Lemon iced tea. Lemon iced tea. Lemon iced tea. ALL THE GIRLS SAY YEAAAAAAAAAA
2:27:26 PM Shannon: YEAAAAAAA oontz oontz oontz oontz
2:27:34 PM Psyguy: Lemon iced tea. Lemon iced tea. ALL THE GUYS SAY YEAAAAAA
2:27:56 PM Shannon: oontz oontz oontz oontz not a guy oontz oontz oontz oontz
2:28:04 PM Psyguy: 2:27:41 PM Psyguy: Hey Rittz say YEAAAAAA real quick
2:27:57 PM mekpenmachine: YEAAAAAAA

2:28:14 PM Shannon: HAHAHAHA oontz oontz oontz oontz
2:28:44 PM Psyguy: *scratch* Word to your mother.

First order of business -

Thanks so much for the advice on the situation. Really helps me get my head in the game. :)

Got my new PC hooked up ready to go. Son of a bitch runs WoW at full blast just fine. I just need to download steam - TF2, Garry's Mod, and Gunbound. THEN, try to find a copy of Bryce 3D for it so I can go back to my surreal 3D backgrounds. Oh much fun will be had.

3rd, AION. MMORPG. Holy crap. It's awesome. All the characters are so stylish and the levels are so alive. It reminds me of PSO...on crack!

Now I sleep.

9:58:50 AM (a fan): good morning!
9:58:54 AM Psyguy: Hey there
9:59:08 AM (a fan): I can't believe im up this early
9:59:45 AM (a fan): and I'm sick, OMG YAY HOOKIE, so ill be saying good night soon
10:00:17 AM (a fan): nom nom nom strawberries and cream
10:00:25 AM Psyguy: lol
10:00:28 AM Psyguy: how old are you?
10:00:31 AM (a fan): 20
10:00:52 AM Psyguy: Only one more
10:01:01 AM (a fan): this november.
10:01:36 AM (a fan): My mom told me that we might be going to Chile and Argentina
10:01:58 AM (a fan): but the dumb part is it's for her birthday, though we would be staying though mine.. @_@
10:02:21 AM (a fan): but if we don't go,
10:02:55 AM (a fan): I'm heading down to san jose, bar crawling with my physics buddies on friday the 27th
10:03:29 AM (a fan): then, saturday night, Brawling it up in the dorms at SJSU
10:03:42 AM (a fan): (ahhhhh kitty on keyboard)
10:04:11 AM (a fan): so a whole night dedicated to SSBB.
10:04:40 AM (a fan): I needs the practice for a tourney im attending in Dec.
10:05:26 AM (a fan): so, on sunday, Im heading down to Monterey to see my cousin and her boyfriend..They are like party King and Queen....
10:05:56 AM (a fan): I don't plan to get wasted,
10:06:15 AM (a fan): but I will chain vomit. x_x

...my fans are scary.

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